splitlicker

A person who likes to eat pussy. Mostly geared towards lesbian women.

Look at those two splitlickers.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

shitdicky

when a man and a woman or a man and his partner have had anal sex or anal sexual intercourse the smell that is left on a mans penis from the repeated entering of the anus this smell is the result of the penis digging into the fesis, shit, or do do in the anus

a man has anal sex with his wife, she then attempts to give him oral sex, but stops because she smells a horrible smell on his penis this means your penis smells like shitdicky

by yoyo45 April 25, 2010

Skitdick

An event in which you take a massive shit, and then turn right back around and ejaculate all over said shit.

Yeah, man, I was dealing with a huge skitdick last night.

by Skynet Universe June 8, 2018

splitback

Splitback is a typically jolly chap who is outgoing and quite talkative. They tend to appeal to a lot of people with their sense of humor and positivity. Their intelligence surpasses quite a lot of the human race, which surprises many.

Wig, Splitback just won an award! He talks so much and is super nice, I never expected him to actually have some smarts.

by splitback July 3, 2018

Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?

by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020

Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".

Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks

by JPhilleh July 5, 2010

shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006