Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

slonked out

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

by bozwob March 29, 2008

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

slinked

When yo girl or man tells you the date is off after the start time.

How was Brittney last night!

Dude, totally slinked me. We were supposed meet at 7, but she calls me at 7:15 saying she can't.

by TheAonicMaster February 20, 2017

splinkadoosh

One of those made up words you may use at random to throw the conversation off course.

1. Don't worry about it. That splinkadoosh will have it coming to him.

2. To have too many ridiculous things to describe someone or something, that is to say it is a splinkadoosh.

by Unknown Vocabularist April 1, 2017

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

by Sam5927 September 7, 2017