tard skimmer

1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.

2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.

3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.

1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.

2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!

3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

skilmer

someone who skateboards and films skateboarding

dude: do you skate?
skilmer: yeah
dude: do you film
skilmer: yeah
dude: what are you lol?
skilmer: a fucking skilmer!!!!11

by vx1000e April 20, 2008

Skism

The name of a hacker group that existed from the late 80s through (at least) the middle to late 90s. They worked jointly on an e-zine with Phalcon called 40hex, a newsletter dedicated to the study, dissection, reconstruction and development of Computer Virus programs, and ultimately published Virus Constructor (also known as the VCL MPCG) which would auto-generate the code and binaries for polymorphic virus programs of all known forms (of the time.)

"It's a shame that hacker groups such as Phalcon/Skism no longer exist today."

by NOSliwes November 21, 2009

skisteve

The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth and having it come out her nose.

My Norwegian boy totally skisteved that 14-year-old last night.

by Scha April 12, 2009

Skimmed the brim

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head

I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!

by Blakito October 3, 2016

skimme

encouraging someone to hurry up and give them something.

Quit usking around and skimme the damn skimmer already you rums

by rob August 21, 2003

skisexual

A person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people.

Jim: Dude, Karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.

by 907mountainchild November 23, 2015