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Sismey is a word used to describe someone that is a lazy cunt that cannot function without the aid of others. They are people that are obsessed with computers, so much so it’s the only way these people can get an erection
That prick over there is such a sismey
Sismey by daddylonglegs47 April 9, 2022
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A beautiful, adorable girl that can make you smile just thinking about her.
Sisleyadorable
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usually a tiny little woman with extremely large breasts. most times they have a specific body type that is perfect so they do not need to work out...ever. and always has secret love affairs with foreign named men.
Damn, I never see her at the gym, shes such a sisley!
sisley by shnooks123456 March 11, 2010
Simey is a beautiful girl who is loved by many. She has a nice heart but a bad ass attitude. She goes hard for her friends and lover. If u have Simey as a girlfriend losing her would be the dumbest thing you ever do. She’s very loyal and intelligent but is slow at some times. Get you a Simey and you’ll be the happiest person in the worl.
Yo she loyal. Is her name Simey?
She mad cute, that’s Simey
simey by Channel Baby November 18, 2017

Simeyeon 

The Main mane with A plan. He is the nigga that will fuck yo bitch then bust on momma face and take a shit in your bathroom
Simeyeon that nigga
Simeyeon by BitchNigga2.0 May 14, 2015
If you name is sissey are a lucky one and you will find the love of your life at a young age.You are very kind and caring and you are loved
Sissey is so happy to be here
sissey by Lit bob March 28, 2018
Simey is a god among men when people hear the name simey they bow down and all the woman instantly have orgasms all the woman want simey and all the men want to be simey when people think simey they think of a god everybody needs a simey in their life amen
Wow is that simey I’m gunna ask him to fuck my mom

Simey a legend
Simey by Worshiper of simey November 2, 2019
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