splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

by meredith January 27, 2005

shplotski

When you are doing a chick from behind and you pull out right before cumming, catch it in your hand, separate it into equal parts, half in one hand, half in the other, and you clap your hands over the girls ears while yelling "Shplotski!"

Clarissa was being a bitch last night so when I was fuckin' her I had to shplotski that bitch.

by Chonga Charlie October 29, 2008

Shplotzed

A sexual position that involves ejaculation, but not actual sexual intercourse.

Guesse who shplotzed Leah Remini...Jimmy Caan, the lucky bastard...

by meah-jo mumz May 13, 2011

splortmaster

The best streamer on twitch

I'm bored so imma watcg splortmaster

by MACKACHAZ October 27, 2020

shlortong

medium sized penis between a shlort and a shlong

look aT THAT SHLORTONG

by ROBERT April 20, 2005

Splort

The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.

*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!

by 0SED4X November 11, 2013

Shport

A myriad of games all centering around 'domestic violence in a can' or 'nectar of the gods' depending on how you look at it, the great Emu Export. Founded by beef, dean, brett and ash on a trip to the homeland of shport, the West Australian Outback. Games require the competitor to possess athletic prowess, nimble moves and intellectual dexterity however these qualities will noticiably diminish with the progress of the game and the skulling of luke warm, shaken up Export. The possiblity of Shport Olympics is now a reality with games like shport of the pack, hills hoist shport and bowling for shport already locked in.

The boys were to spend the weekend playing shport before heading out on the town.

by Nener November 8, 2007