Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

Shitmixed

(Commonly exclaimed in a French accent)

1. When one is fucked over in a card game

2.When one is drunk to the point of no return

Person 1: Oh no, it seems I have to draw 4
Person 2: HA, get shitmixed, bitch!

by MoobsSlowbin6969 January 17, 2021

Shitmori

The little piece of shit that you can’t push out.

Oh god oh fuck I can’t leave the toilet there’s a shitmori

by AdventurousPineapple July 27, 2020

shitmore

Retreat for many adolescent alcoholics in Northern NJ

Any parties tonight?
-Not that I heard of....Shitmore?
Obviously

by Veets August 6, 2007

shitmix

A drink, comprising of a small amount of many different, often strong, alcoholic beverages, often mixed in a plastic water bottle. Alcohol is normally sourced from a parental drinks cabinet, and amount taken small enough so that it would not be noticed by said parents. Often for consumption at parties etc.

Eurgh, that shitmix is really disgusting. Gets you smashed though!

by james27379483 August 1, 2008

shitmill

When you fuck someone up the asshole and get shit all over your dick, then proceed to spin your cock around like a windmill.

Gay man: Please don't shitmill, I just got new curtains.

by You're a pseudonym. December 27, 2014

shimira

A pretty girl that is sweet and attractive

Shimira’s Smile will light up the whole room she is fine has a bad attitude and can get anybody she wants

by @Monnie April 5, 2018