JRDS (Junior Dog Shit) 

A term used in the junior exploration /resource sector. Specifically referring to a deal that is publically traded. Most commonly referred to TSX Venture listed deals.

First coined by an Investor Relations representaive (Vancouver, BC based) to describe his thoughts on the majority of Venture listed deals durring the markets meltdown in 2008.

"That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

Describing a stock listed on the Venture Exchange: " That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

JRDS (Junior Dog Shit) by BudFoxx December 28, 2011

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

Whip Cream On Dog Shit by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

dog shit 

Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.

Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?

dog shit by Xer0Syk0 November 28, 2004

Dog Shit 

What I'll vote for if it runs against Bush in 2004

Dog Shit by Anonymous April 28, 2003

piece of dog shit 

Something you call people when your angry with them or they have done something bad

You fucking piece of dog shit! I'm going to kick your ass you loaf of shit on a stick.

piece of dog shit by vancouver_swearing March 23, 2012

the dog shit 

at maximum potential; ultimate force; maxed out; like no other; road rough and put away wet, etc...

Charles McGee: so did that blonde from the bar last night let you beat? or what?
Hoss Yenda: oh no doubt, bro. I fucked the dog shit outta her!
Shits McGee: That's what's up.

GYSGT Highintight: Hey there war fighter!
SGT Moto: Yes, Gunny?
GYSGT Highintight: You break in that new shit bag PFC from 3rd platoon yet?
SGT Moto: The O' course to Camp Wilson and back, boots n Utes. Plus field day is tonight, that mother fucker is gonna clean the dog shit outta the common areas and the company office. And he's barrowing the A-duties gear for tomorrows hump.

GYSGT Highintight: Good to go, warrior. Smoke the dog shit outta that bag of ass.

the dog shit by that lethal shit: July 5, 2014

dog shit sandwich 

fresh dog poo between two pieces of white bread.

kids : dad whats for dinner?
dad: a DOG SHIT sandwich!

dog shit sandwich by Pollie D March 15, 2011