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Sching

What your friends yell when, during a night out drinking, you become extremely tired, slur your speech and eventually fall asleep. The sound of the reaper's scythe when he catches up with you.
Look at Barnes! He might have had one too many. SCHING!!
by Shames September 26, 2017
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Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
by Schlonganator January 13, 2018
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Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.
Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!
by Ken December 1, 2002
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schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.
Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.
by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006
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schwinnhole

when your riding a bike with the bike seat upside down and the peg is up your ass, or and unmatched schwinnhole is when your walking around with an upside down bike seat up your ass
definition, i went for a ride and my ass was itching so I had my dad fix the bike so I was riding a schwinnhole
by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017
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schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong
Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(
by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021
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feng schwing

1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

see also schwing
"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"
by Hope_Kissit May 3, 2007
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