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schmammed

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk
Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.
by sharstar June 26, 2006
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Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
by observer2 February 8, 2010
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schmammied

a state of elated drunkeness
After that fourth shot I was schmammied!!
by lula December 17, 2006
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schmammered

by Samual Pogue August 20, 2008
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Schwamp

To speedily maneuver around cars or road obstacles
We gotta schwamp this one
by schwamp beast May 8, 2010
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Schwimmwagen

A Nazi-used car/boat used to transport shock troops across rivers during the Blitzkrieg.
The Germans needed the Schwimmwagen to cross vital rivers during the blitzkrieg.
by QuestCLicker December 14, 2016
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schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded
He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.
by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011
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