schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

by stirling78 April 27, 2009

Schmae

A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."

(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?

by keeeet March 11, 2009

schma

A sound used instead of saying "who cares" or "who gives a rats' ass"

"She's hot"
"schma..........."

by nitz April 22, 2005

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

schmageggy

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.

I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.

by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

Schemantic

Cross between the words: 'Semantic' & 'Schematic'

Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.

b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.

2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.

3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.

4. general semantics.

Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.

–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.

Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.

Schemantic: TBA

by CanuckyDucky June 28, 2009

schlomanomadingdong

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

by TheLKA June 13, 2013