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SHNEEZED

"Oh man I just shneezed myself! Now I need to change my underwear!"
by JK032116 July 4, 2017
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schleeze

My father is a schleeze, let us disown him.
by schleeeeeeeze October 14, 2017
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Shneeze

A rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of "shhhh!"-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.
"Some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began bitching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. I was inbetween throwing a long "shhh" at her, when I suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. I'll never live this down at the men's club, that's for Damn sure."
by Li Shy October 16, 2013
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Scheezewacker

Dude, last night, I was fuckin her scheezewacker goooooood.
by Alex Levin November 26, 2003
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Schneegel

-The difference between “hail and rain” and “hail and snow”

(Basically the slushy from the sky.)

- Der Schauer zwischen “Hagel und Regen” und “Hagel und Schnee”

(der Schneegel)
Es schneegelt.
by LionessaXIII January 27, 2019
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Schneezing

The instinctive act to supress all bad and shmigooglize it to all that is good. This is not always true when the recipient of the schneezing is red or of the R.E.D religion. If your name begins with J you should probably check your schneezing for gingevitis. Only the gods and direct decendents of King Schneezofat III can reverse the effects of schneezing (ex. DR. SCHNEEZING, NURSE SCHNEEZING). Many mistake schneezing for the word schneezingtown, which is the place where the gods of schneezing rest and deschneezingate.
I'd watch your schneezing, if I were you.
by CLINTCLYMER February 7, 2010
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Shneeze

Shneeze:

Shneeze Shhhh - Knees

A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze

Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.
by Faux Sheez January 27, 2011
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