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Schnaegle 

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')
Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!
Schnaegle by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schnegger 

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.
Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...
Schnegger by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.
The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

Schlegelson 

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.
"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."
Schlegelson by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011

schlegeled 

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.
"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."
schlegeled by ncd1701d November 30, 2016