Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.

The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

schmennah

I want to schmennah.

by The Chort June 27, 2003

shmental

paranoid; crazy;

someone who needs to know everything

That really short kid over there is extremely shmental

jeez, I am going shmental.

Person 1: I have seen every episode ever of Cheap seats
Person 2: You are so shmental

You are a shmental face.

by Adam shmental face September 8, 2005

schmetalhead

a person with a head made of both skin and metal, a lesser form of cyborg.... the term schmetal 'ead is seen as a compliement and greatly recieved

sch-metal-head....sch...german...metal.....= metal...and head for head

by Limbo bob May 25, 2005

schmektic

when something or a situation is half schmick and half hectic

that party was the micky mouse it was SCHMEKTIC

by BALCONY BAR CREW December 14, 2010

schmeatcicle

When you stuff a condom full of reindeer meat so it freezes before you shove it up your ass

"You and me are gunna move to Alaska and I'ma give ya the schmeatcicle!"

by Timmy Chlamydia February 5, 2022