schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

schlonged

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?

by #StrangerDanger! April 4, 2016

Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.

She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.

by seductivecow July 5, 2018

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

Schloppenheimer

Refers to the practice of oral sex during Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer (2023) so that the person finishes as the bomb explodes.

Me and the boys gonna get some Schloppenheimer before we see the Barbie movie.

by gamer343 July 11, 2023

schlompa

a cheese wagon, acording to most.
or bitch, in german.

I wanna eat some of that schlompa!
Kyle, your a schlompa, suck me.

by raygun August 14, 2006