fake news

Any news story, truthful or not, which depicts Donald Trump in a bad light, or which conflicts with his current views.

All those news stories and videos which show me saying the things I said I didn't say are fake news.

by g-windsor April 18, 2017

schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor January 12, 2016

Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor January 12, 2016