2 definitions by #StrangerDanger!

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
by #StrangerDanger! December 26, 2015
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A word that describes a California subculture, mainly used by the surfer sect. This word is used by males to describe other guys that they have a close connection with.
Person 1: "What's up bro?"
Person 2: "Nothin' much."
by #StrangerDanger! October 22, 2015
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