Scatterpilla

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult

"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "

by oly boy October 10, 2008

scooterpooh

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.

(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.

by nogtank October 11, 2007

Scattergories

A game invented by a male first year associate from Birmingham in the summer of 2013. Popular trivia game played among auditors which involves creative thinking of words associated to certain categorys.

Eg. Colour beginning with M - Matt Black

I'm bored; let's play a game of scattergories.

by Abcd0821 September 1, 2013

stutterpoop

When your poop wont come out and you try to squeeze again and again.

"Why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Stutterpoop"

by CalSalad October 21, 2017

shatterpoint

Shatterpoint was a Force ability in the Star Wars universe that can be used to sense the significance of an event.

The Shatterpoint in that boy is strong, he will lead the fate of an entire galaxy.

by Deedacus February 4, 2020

scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.

Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...

by pussystretcher May 20, 2022

Scatterdouche

When you're running around in circles, can't put down anything you pick so your hands are full, not getting anything accomplished, going backs, because you're that fuck tracked out high.

Chris and Shelly were at andrews al fucking day, going back and forth, around and around, on the same mission with no positive results. I swear them two are scatterdouche!

by Mr Badass February 15, 2023