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Magazine Rack

A male who holds onto issues and is not equipped to handle conflict. This type of person tends to jump to conclusions and will not give you the benefit of doubt. His need for acceptance is so high that he will overstep boundaries but will not own up to his wrong doing. The only way you can have a cordial dialogue with this type of person is to feed his ego.
Girl 1: Augh...I have a meeting with magazine rack.

Girl 2: Good luck, remember to call him by his name, and try to be nice to him or you will hurt his feelings, again.
by Grasshopper77 July 16, 2018
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Rack

A rack is (1) thousand cash could be within a rubber band. RACK & STACK are commonly confused in urban slang. 10 racks equals a stack. 100 racks equals one(1) book. 1000 racks equals one(1) bible. Also see stack bible book
Jen: How much money do you have to spend at the club?

Tom: 8 racks

Note: Technically equals = $8,000
by joey jaw breakers FLA February 2, 2017
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Rack of God

A commonly held nickname for the wonderfully abundant breasts of Dr Maura Isles (Sasha Alexander) from TNTs Rizzoli and Isles. Most often referred to in 'Rizzles' fan fiction, the Rack of God even have their own twitter account and are the top search result for this phrase in google. They most overtly made their debut in the episode 'I Kissed a Girl' when Maura and Jane went undercover in a Lesbian bar and, wanting to blend in as a waitress, Maura wore a boobilicious corset. The sexual tension on that evening, and not so subtle glances Jane took at Maura's fantastic boobs earned them the colloquial title, Rack of God, still referred to in reviews of episodes when they make an appearance.
The lesbian subtext in Rizzoli and Isles hit a whole new high in 'I kissed a Girl' when Maura unveiled her Rack of God and Jane couldn't help but sneak a peek.
by SAFan9 October 19, 2013
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Straddle Racking

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.
Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"
by Izaacus August 7, 2017
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Machunk Rack

A type of rack you can ask for in ruit. It is a mad up of 4 cups and looks like a sideways diamond. It can also be called a sideways vagina, sideways diamond, loose vagina, the slut, skankbag or reverse diamond.
Ruit Player 1 : Hey man can we get a Machunk Rack?

Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.

Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!
by Mark " Dr. C's butt boy" Cruz November 11, 2010
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Meat Racket

When you have powerful over sized hands of doom. A person with meat rackets can usually palm things in his/her hands, such as basket balls, bowling balls, and small cars.
Brad doesn't need any special equipment to play tennis. He just uses his meat rackets.

I got a high five from one of Brad's meat rackets. I should get the cast off in a few months.
by Dogtor November 30, 2011
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Back to Back Racks

When an individual sees two ladies in a row with great racks. Usually occurs in a public setting, such as a sporting event.
Just saw back to back racks while heading to the snack bar.
by triz18 September 6, 2011
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