rack-jack

to steal one's date, escort, etc.
origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother"

I can't believe he rack-jacked my date!

by smoocharoo October 3, 2006

rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

by mista biggins September 23, 2008

Rack Jack

The act of masturbating while in your bed (rack) when you're incarcerated

Bunkie: dude. Why is our rack shaking!?

Me: I couldn't stop thinking about my girl so I figured rack jack for a bit

by GOD for short February 3, 2015

rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

by mista biggins September 22, 2008

rack jack

When you're browsing through a rack of clothing going in a certain direction and someone cuts right in front of you.

That lady totally rack jacked me at Goodwill!

by halofire May 27, 2015

Rack & Jack

When, upon lifting immense weight on bench press, one becomes incredibility turned on by their accomplishment. A "Rack-n-Jack" participant will then rack their weight and immediately begin masturbating in the gym.

Damn, I was pissed I couldn't get more reps last week at my new max. I was so impressed with myself that I rack & jacked it right there before I could finish my set.

by asdfghkrd September 28, 2014

Rack Jack Bandit

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

by SophiaMane December 29, 2020