republican

1) a self-righteous christian fundamentalist who believes that "freedom of religion" doesn't apply to people who aren't also christian fundamentalists

2) someone who believes that education doesn't need to be properly funded but 2 wars over oil do

3) someone who bitches about the ridiculous deficit that has accrued over the past 8 years under a fanatical fundamentalist (refer to definition 1) while pushing for increased support of 2 of the most expensive wars this country has ever undertaken

4) someone who doesn't fully understand economics, but likes to pretend they do

5) someone who thinks everyone that doesn't agree with their party base is a communist, even though they don't know what a communist is

6) someone who thinks karl marx is a communist (in the soviet sense of the word)

7) someone who thinks a dentist is fit to run the texas board of education

8) someone who thinks anything that is "liberal" is wrong, regardless of historical accuracy

9) someone who still thinks their party is "the party of lincoln"
George Bush junior and senior (republicans)
Ronald Reagan (republican)
Herbert Hoover (republican)
--it said to include the word "republican"
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An itching painful mass of enlarged veins found in red swollen anal tissue.

Also called Hemorrhoids.
Maybe if you wiped the shit off of your ass those fucking Republicans would go away.
by Davied January 25, 2007
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White, Bible thumping, KKK, rich, uneducated, religious, old individual who has no idea about the real world or never experienced it. These individuals tend to be the older crowd and are very conservative. They don't agree with change and/or mixed marriages.
The south tends to be more republican then the north.
The south also tends to have a lower average IQ then the north.
by Hussain Zaidi January 10, 2006
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The party in which the wealth exceeds the IQ 1000 to 1.
George W. Bush, Bush Sr, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover... See what I mean??
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The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.

Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.

Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
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1. Ignorant people, who like sending other people's kids to be shot to pieces so their shares in oil-companies will give them a comfortable retirement, in the few years before they burn in hell for eternity.

2. Those who's children should be drafted.
Republicans say the poor and the disabled only cost them money, so they want to have them killed in the line of 'patriotic duty', instead of their own whoring, drunk, trustfund offspring.
by Vincent Vega Sr August 11, 2005
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an individual who is willing to sacrifice themlives of other people's children so long as his children are not at risk.
one who would have his country revert back to the 19th century if he could find any way to make it happen.
an individual who is willing to lie to the whole world in order to coax them into war.
a total assclown. see also George W. Bush
i can't believe George told the whole world that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and now, thousands of deaths later there aren't any.
by kevin December 29, 2004
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