reltney

Also spelled as "rheltney": a hard-on so intense that you can't breathe or blink your eyes. Paralysis can only be alleviated by sexual contact. In derivative Disney culture, Sleeping Beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(penis).

Gasping: "Help me! Reltney!"

by w. john May 22, 2004

rolton

A kind of food that can be made fast and is oftenly eaten at hostels by students.

Do you have Roltons?
Want some Roltons?

by brainbulb November 18, 2006

Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.

Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

reltney

A hardon so intense that the wrinkles on your forehead disappear and your toes curl up.

Seeing Rebecca Pidgeon in "State and Main" gave me a Reltney.

by Icewaterchrist January 31, 2005

Restonia

A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".

Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)

"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."

by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005

Rectongue

Tongue cumming out of your arse!

Let me rectongue your mother, your dirty little bitch.

by Sir plops September 2, 2022

rentoner

Someone from The Renton. Small village in West Scotland. Birth place of Tobias Smollett. Best wee village in Scotland. Used to be very tight knit community until the Interlopers moved in. World famous sweetie shop Tom Swans, local people called it Tam Ducks. Winnie's local pub, vintage pub. Decor very very vintage. It's like a step back in time.

The rantan

The Renton. Renton rentonare rentonar rentoner

by BasketCase77 July 7, 2019