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penisement

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
by subbie_333 September 19, 2011
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Punishment Day

A term coined by GoAnimators that is used to describe a day where a certain GoAnimate character (i.e. Caillou, Rosie and others) endure a series of punishments, in which some of them can be fatal. The most common punishments are taking a really cold/hot shower or getting beaten up.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! Rosie! How dare you steal candy from Walmart! That’s it! You’re so o o o o o o o o o o grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999000000000000000 years, and today is Punishment Day! - Boris

No, Dad, not another Punishment Day! - Rosie
by Kaleidoscopian August 8, 2018
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punis

The vagina and/or breasts of Mila Kunis.
Dude, I was so stoked about seeing Mila Kunis in the sex scenes of No Strings Attached until I found out she didn't show her punis.
by el caballo blanco July 31, 2011
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punish

by Cosmo Wash.DC December 26, 2002
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Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019
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pope punished

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.
"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?
by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017
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cruel and unusual punishment

Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
I would alway get a Forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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