The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
by subbie_333 September 19, 2011
Get the penisement mug.A term coined by GoAnimators that is used to describe a day where a certain GoAnimate character (i.e. Caillou, Rosie and others) endure a series of punishments, in which some of them can be fatal. The most common punishments are taking a really cold/hot shower or getting beaten up.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! Rosie! How dare you steal candy from Walmart! That’s it! You’re so o o o o o o o o o o grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999000000000000000 years, and today is Punishment Day! - Boris
No, Dad, not another Punishment Day! - Rosie
No, Dad, not another Punishment Day! - Rosie
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Get the punis mug.by Cosmo Wash.DC December 26, 2002
Get the punish mug.A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy
Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy
Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
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Get the pope punished mug.Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
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