A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.
Plural:Phootes or phooties
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.
Plural:Phootes or phooties
by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019
Get the Phoote mug.A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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(This is all fiction. I did minimal research on the Kanem-Bornu Empire part so most of what I say is b.s.)
An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.
Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.
An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.
Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.
by Emperor of Pootea January 20, 2021
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"tiffany is such a poot huffer the way she huffed debbies poots."
"omg i that tiffany was going to huff chris and dotty poots."
"omg i that tiffany was going to huff chris and dotty poots."
by samofred November 28, 2012
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Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?
Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?
by CindiLouwho? June 19, 2010
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Get the poothie mug.He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.
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