pronastication

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

Pronage

A major pro at owning noobs, mainly used in online FPS games. It is a combination of the "Pro" and "Ownage".

Player1: Wow... do you think that guy is hacking?
Player2: Na, i played him before, its all Pronage.

by EverydayImTrollin December 3, 2011

poonahnah

1.) Of or relating to the act of fingering a female.

2.) The female geneitalia.

"Thomas your half an hour late!"
"Sorry, I got caught up in some poonahnah. *Sniffs finger*"

by Poody Williams October 25, 2006

pronapstination

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.

"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."

by pronapstinator January 9, 2008

pronhub

Can be used to bypass parental filters on the computer to get that lovely 12 year old goodness, or can be used to seem less suspisious than if your history said "pornhub" 72 times.

12 year old: Oh man Pornhub is blocked! Oh wait, pronhub works! Score! I can't wait to brag about this to my friends!

Or

Parent: Ah, I thought little billy had been searching for pornhub, but it turns out it was just pronhub. I'll give him his lotion and computer back now.

by Clear my history when I die October 16, 2017

Pronab

guy who doesnt like beef at all and is very non beef
very cool guy
will provide you with nestle products

P1: woah that dude was so cool what was his name
P2: I think his name was pronab, it's epic how he doesn't like beef asw
P1: ikr
ayo fuck you idon't like beef daiyan you dirty mf

by pr0nubb October 6, 2021

Pronapsturbate

When you make the decision to jerk off instead of doing work, and end up taking a nap afterwards

Teach: Where dat assignment doe?
Rob: I don't know, I must have pronapsturbated instead of writing this paper.
Teach: I too get caught in pronapsturbation loops.

by Ello M8 March 9, 2016