suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

by disturbed April 6, 2004

Pontarsonist

A person who repeatedly burns bridges. From the French 'pont', meaning bridge, and the English 'arsonist', meaning one who maliciously sets fire to property.

Jen used to have a lot of friends but she's such a pontarsonist that nobody talks to her anymore.

by neologismo March 6, 2011

poptart bitch

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

Poltar

An extraordinarily introverted and most often antisocial individual whom perceives himself as intellectually superior to almost everyone that he comes in contact with. Often found without friends due to alienation and arrogance.
-- female. - Poltette

I went to subway the other night, but found the Poltar that worked there closed early so that he and his friends could play Dungeons and Dragons.

by Travonius September 11, 2005

pootang clan

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')

'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'

by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007