mobile proctology 

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

mobile proctology by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush

Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

Toothbrush Proctology by snausages333 October 22, 2006

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes to someone because they hurt their feelings. Porn stars are superior to non porn stars and their porn star status grants them certain privileges and behavioral rights. Despite their superior ways, porn stars have been known, albeit rarely, to make mistakes. The pornographic superhumans commitment to their calling in life can lead them to act before thinking, forgetting that their actions might have a negative impact on a non porn individual or repercussions to society in general. When they realize they have made a mistake they come back to Earth with the rest of us and admit that what they did was wrong. An apology is issued to the non porn individual, peace in the universe is restored and the porn star resumes their naked duties to mankind.

The porn star was sorry for causing world war 3, so she issued a pornpology.

Pornpology by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes for doing something wrong.

They issued a pornpology for ruining his life

Pornpology by BaconMastert October 2, 2016

Puntology

The study of everything associated with Puntland, including its geology, geography, its Harti population, and its nearby seas, such as Guardafui Channel (marinka gardafuul)

she's taking lessons in Puntology

Puntology by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

Pornology 

The scientific study of Pornography purely for research purposes.

When challenged by his boss as to why his work computer hard drive was stuffed full of pornographic images, Mike explained that it was just research material required following his enrolment on a Pornology Distance Learning course

Pornology by stephenroi October 26, 2020

Proctology 

The study of legal anal rape.

Proctology fucking sucks. I just got raped because of it.

Proctology by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 9, 2022