Definitions by stephenroi
Reincarnatherapy
Reincarnatherapy : After several failed attempts and dozens of disappointed relatives, the Laboratory had achieved its first miraculous results bringing back to life a medically certified deceased person using its patented Reincarnatherapy technique and a Ouija board.
Reincarnatherapy by stephenroi November 8, 2021
Fawnicating
Fawnicating by stephenroi June 10, 2021
Twokenism
The act, especially by politicians, of jumping on the latest 'Woke' bandwagon to garner media attention, popularity, and, whisper it ever so softly, votes....
He'd no idea what BLM was about but as soon as he saw the attention it was getting in the press the leader of the opposition simply had to ensure the press had a photo of him taking the knee (whatever that meant) a clear indication that his actions were mere twokenism.
Twokenism by stephenroi December 11, 2020
Pornology
When challenged by his boss as to why his work computer hard drive was stuffed full of pornographic images, Mike explained that it was just research material required following his enrolment on a Pornology Distance Learning course
Pornology by stephenroi October 26, 2020
dobshite
A dobshite is one who informs on neighbours or others actions which minor infringements of the law. From the expression to 'dob in ' -to tell someone in authority about something bad that another person has done.
Following his reporting of his neighbours for a minor breach of Covid 19 lockdown restrictions, all his neighbours regarded him as an utter dobshite.
dobshite by stephenroi September 20, 2020
ementia
Neurological condition causing the inability to spell difficult words whilst typing an email. Realisation only dawns long after clicking on send.
Judging from the number of incoherent words in his recent emails, his friends agreed he was suffering from progressive ementia.
ementia by stephenroi August 5, 2020