Neurological condition causing the inability to spell difficult words whilst typing an email. Realisation only dawns long after clicking on send.
Judging from the number of incoherent words in his recent emails, his friends agreed he was suffering from progressive ementia.
by stephenroi August 05, 2020
The act, especially by politicians, of jumping on the latest 'Woke' bandwagon to garner media attention, popularity, and, whisper it ever so softly, votes....
He'd no idea what BLM was about but as soon as he saw the attention it was getting in the press the leader of the opposition simply had to ensure the press had a photo of him taking the knee (whatever that meant) a clear indication that his actions were mere twokenism.
by stephenroi December 11, 2020
Reincarnatherapy : After several failed attempts and dozens of disappointed relatives, the Laboratory had achieved its first miraculous results bringing back to life a medically certified deceased person using its patented Reincarnatherapy technique and a Ouija board.
by stephenroi November 08, 2021
When challenged by his boss as to why his work computer hard drive was stuffed full of pornographic images, Mike explained that it was just research material required following his enrolment on a Pornology Distance Learning course
by stephenroi October 26, 2020
by stephenroi June 10, 2021
A dobshite is one who informs on neighbours or others actions which minor infringements of the law. From the expression to 'dob in ' -to tell someone in authority about something bad that another person has done.
Following his reporting of his neighbours for a minor breach of Covid 19 lockdown restrictions, all his neighbours regarded him as an utter dobshite.
by stephenroi September 20, 2020