Pollywocket

A gibberish term to describe a dim-witted fool who's objectively incorrect about something

Person 1: I for one believe vaccines cause autism
Person 2: Whatever you say, ya biscuit brained pollywocket

by The Glocktopus March 26, 2023

Pollyanna

The one and only who believes the morning sun will always shine again, a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, in roses kissed with dew, in make believe, fairy tales, lucky charms, promises spoken as you cross your heart, in skies forever blue, in silver linings, there will come a day (possibly tomorrow), a dream can still come true, friends and laughter, the wonders love can do, songs and magic, miracles, second chances, and finally, in you!

You can call them "Pollyanna"
Say they're crazy as a loon.
They believe in second chances
And that's why the believe in you!!!

by Anony. Res October 9, 2023

pollyanna

The South Jersey word for "Secret Santa": A game in which you secretly draw a person's name out of a hat and then you have to buy that person a gift. POLLYANNA!

"Who did you draw for pollyanna this year?"

"Shhh... I got Liz. I think I'm going to buy her a webcam because I heard thats what she wants this year."

by winslow pride December 15, 2009

pallywang

to hit a ball with an almighty force

john shouted to his team mate to pallywang it into the back of the net

by djmalone March 5, 2008

pollyannafest

When two sickeningly sweet people get more and more excited, while talking about what they think are good, happy subjects.

It often reaches a point where the participants:

1. face each other and grip hands
2. hop up and down and spin
3. emit faster and louder screeching

This results in the more "realistic" listeners, to violently upchuck.

Pollyanna was a best-selling 1913 novel by Eleanor H. Porter, about an eternally positive young girl, and was adapted for film by Disney in 1960. It starred child actress Hayley Mills, who won an Oscar for the role.

Marrissa: Guess who smiled at me at work today!!!

Natalie: That really hunky guy???

Marrissa: YESSSSSSSS!!!

Joe: OMG, it's a friggin' Pollyannafest!!! *sound of projectile vomiting*

by iconoguy December 12, 2009

polywonk

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"

"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

Pollywag

The act of seducing someone from England.

Once we swallow these crumpets, I'm gonna pollywag that shit.

Oliver: Want to play a game of Polo?
Dave: Sure, do you mind if I pollwag yo ass after?
Oliver: Hmm, I guess.

by Jared and Dave January 29, 2009