pugophile

a lover of small dogs originating from China

“After my first pug I was proud to call myself a pugophile”

by M McCarron May 20, 2018

Pornaphile

a person who master bates wile watching porn.

He si a pornaphile

by dat kids child June 7, 2019

peenophile

a kid below 18 that keeps talking about dicks. Can't keep to themselves about their size.

Owen is such a peenophile. He keeps talking about penises all year long.

by ewfearwgvegbvfra January 5, 2020

Penophile

artist obsession with pens

penophile: this pens getting old, gotta replace it with a younger one

by thotacus June 28, 2018

Pageophile

Old, homosexual men who enjoy hitting on young pages on Capitol Hill. You'll often see the pageophile typing furiously on his PC, sending young pages emails, text messages, and IMs, then leaving for their meetings for alcoholism or related behavioral issues. (see also, Mark Foley)

Yo, stay away from that dude, he's a worse pageophile than Mark Foley!

by JudyBootyBigPants October 3, 2006

Penophile

A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.

A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.

Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Person: Is pencil okay?

Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?

Person: But it's a Ticon...

Penophile: Ugh...fine...

by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011

podophile

noun

1) Person who is so into podcasting that they spend more time talking to their computer than they do their family.

2) Person who may as well have their iPod stapled to their person.

That Deke is such a podophile his wife left him and he didn't know about it for a week!

by MajorMalfunction November 23, 2007