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pirates are just pilots with a lisp.
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There be baby pirates at the beach
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pirates vs ninjas 

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.
One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!

Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 

Code name for something you did last weekend that you are too embarrassed to really admit.
"I went to my sister's college this weekend and watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I puked 5 times in the parking lot afterward."

Bob: "Spent the night at Kristen's."
Steve: "What did yall do?"
Bob: "We watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3."
Steve: "Very nice!"

pirates of the caribbean

The only Disney movie that's rated PG-13.
It's spelled Caribbean, not Carribean. Just remember carib-bean =P

Pirates of Optimization 

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line