(noun).
Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or
Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa
America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time
trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time
joker), they have serious
talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a
joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
"Dad, can you tell me what brain is?
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad,
Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most
European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we
troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
