2 definitions by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo
(noun).
Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
"Dad, can you tell me what brain is?
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022
A part time footballer, part time essay writer, part time underwear seller and part time joker who love to claim himself as the best footballer ever while all his achievement this season is a penalty goal against Sheriff & Bandit FC and one goal against out of form Everton. Defenders got more league goal than him. Allison Becker, a Goalkeeper, got more goal contribution than him. And against teams like Ammonia FC (if I spelled it correctly), even Dora cant find him on the field.
When he score one goal against Everton, its normal for his fans and media to post 11 posts about it alone in less than one hour. But when he enters goalkeeper mode (his default mode this season) or got another 3.6 out of 10 rated performance, media will post about his new celebration instead and compeletely ignore that disasterclass performance.
That is why he is widely known and accepted as the Media GOAT.
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Example in sentence(s) :
When he score one goal against Everton, its normal for his fans and media to post 11 posts about it alone in less than one hour. But when he enters goalkeeper mode (his default mode this season) or got another 3.6 out of 10 rated performance, media will post about his new celebration instead and compeletely ignore that disasterclass performance.
That is why he is widely known and accepted as the Media GOAT.
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Example in sentence(s) :
"Dad, I want to be like Cristiano Ronaldo one day.
Please no son. Dont be like Penaldo. There is already too many clown these days"
"Dad, can you help me? I cant find my laptop.
It is Penaldo.
What do you mean, dad?
It is on the bench."
"I burst into tears as my girl tell me our relationship is penaldo. That is the subtlest way to say that our relationship is finished"
"Madam, I already submitted my homework.
Yours are penaldo.
Sorry, what do you mean, Madam?
Your homework is rejected."
Please no son. Dont be like Penaldo. There is already too many clown these days"
"Dad, can you help me? I cant find my laptop.
It is Penaldo.
What do you mean, dad?
It is on the bench."
"I burst into tears as my girl tell me our relationship is penaldo. That is the subtlest way to say that our relationship is finished"
"Madam, I already submitted my homework.
Yours are penaldo.
Sorry, what do you mean, Madam?
Your homework is rejected."
by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022