a penis sticking out of a male/females butthole and accasionaly bleeds uncontrollably. this is perfect for bisexual people.
by Jake the Boss April 19, 2014
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by Penaldoggy is finished September 28, 2021
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There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.
Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.
by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023
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every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022
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by MaPenaleans December 31, 2021
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A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn
A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn
You can't teach that penisanus anything, he's way too stupid.
That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!
That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.
There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus
That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!
That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.
There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus
by Danny Frings March 12, 2011
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