Definitions by ivannnn23

anoud 

Anoud is a short, annoying, hyper, unliked and overall fat person who calls other people fat due to her insecurities, although no one likes a anoud she's everywhere and can't be stopped.!

Person 1: YO ANOUDS BEEN CHASING ME, CAN YOU HELP?
Person 2: I'm done DEALING WITH ANOUDS, MY EX WIFE WAS A ANOUD AND SHE WAS A DISASTER!

anoud by ivannnn23 May 25, 2022

Penaldo 

Portuguese diving merchant who demands penalties and freekicks even though he has scored 2 free kicks since 2018 and likes to flop around whenever he's nudged like a fish on shore, has no actual dribbling ability apart from needing to do 5 skills to get past 1 player and is known for fucking up teams once he leaves as his ego is so massive he forces managers to build teams around him.

A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"

PERSON 1: YO HAVE YA SEEN PENALDO?
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE

Penaldo by ivannnn23 May 14, 2022

Professional Robloxian Soccer 

a league where 15-21 year olds sweat lego soccer and pack in vc to show their dominance

Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE

Professional Robloxian Soccer by ivannnn23 August 31, 2021

ihavetogohomebye2 

1: invite
2: MCB
3: Dc
4: DNC
5: Cry ab it
6: 1&2.
7: xkxys
8: Why Lie?
9: Ig banned Inv me back chris
10: Send Link
11: AA
12: Mad Bcuz Ur Jollof is Dry?
13: Unban Me
14: ".."

No one likes ihavetogohomebye2.

ihavetogohomebye2 by ivannnn23 April 19, 2021