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This is used to describe overrated fraud Mohamed salah who is the real pen merchant, he is also a dive merchant
Penalah is so overrated

Yeah mctominay is miles ahead of him
Penalah by alex_MUFC20 July 10, 2021
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penalating 

the action of sticking a fork into someones toe
Herbert the penalating man penalates
penalating by Bo Jingles and Jerry February 17, 2010

penalanus 

a penis sticking out of a male/females butthole and accasionaly bleeds uncontrollably. this is perfect for bisexual people.
that penalanus is soo slick
penalanus by Jake the Boss April 19, 2014

Self-penalation 

The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.
You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation
Self-penalation by Padre David January 23, 2022
A penală is a stress-relief instrument, best for immediate decompression after a very good or a very fucked-up flight. It is usually lighted up in groups of penală users, down at the no hat no salute area, where the Puma kisses the Hawk in a badly photoshoped promo picture. Bad for the lungs but good for the mind, the penală untightens the users’s tongue and increases his chances of active participation during an intense debriefing. The prerequisite for the correct supply and usage of the penală is the toolkit, which is mandatory in the fabrication process of the dopamine-enhancing drug.
A: How was your in-flight evaluation with the Captain? Did all go according to what was planned?

B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.

A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.
penală by gic2345 August 10, 2024
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