work placement

Another charming aspect of being on New Deal. After a certain amount of time on one of their ridiculous excuses for a training course, they decide to send out "students" on Wok Placement - ignoring the question of how, exactly, can you find paid work when you're stuck in a fucking office all day and not being paid for a second of it.

Essentially, it proves slavery is alive and well in the First World, as well as helping corrupt capitalists make a shitload of money at your expense? How? Put it this way - would Tesco want to hire ten people to stack their shelves for a salary every year, or a steady stream of unpaid labour from delivered from CETS every month to do the same? You work it out.

"I'm afraid you have to go on Work Placement in a place totally unsuited to you just so we don't have to help you find a job, which we're set up for, and help companies get fatter and fatter profits each and every year - which they pay us for."

by OD Smith April 14, 2005

Peacement

Saying peace to more than one person.

Aight, Kevin and Doug......Peacement

by A. Shizzle December 20, 2008

set username placement

when the government uses the first name of a person only for their college e-mail address to signify that they are well thought of and they use only their last name to signify that they have good character

USC used a set username placement for our students.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Creative The Placement

The insertion of the word "the" before an adjective to increase the intensity of the statement.

That party was the awesome.

by Mel May 23, 2005

Porchment

Noun : the storage space under a porch

I store my things in the porchment.

by Handz May 20, 2014

Placement Consultants

A Placement consultant is a person or service provider that helps professional people to find job in their desired field by introducing them to potential employers or client company.

Clients were not ready to pay for placement consultants service fees.

by adriyanasol May 30, 2018

Parchment High School

A school full of nic fiens that constantly skip class to fulfill there needs.

“Parchment High school always smells like cherry lemon”

by ellawest24 March 23, 2022