Newtown is a small, wealthy town that breeds fairfield county's craziest alcoholics. Beside being in a county full of America's biggest partiers, Newtown is far more insane.
Smoking weed is a daily routine, and pulling gravities are as usual as brushing their teeth. Parties get so large, they range from highschool sophomores to college seniors. This is truely the only town where i've seen highschool girls outdrink college kids and not think anything of it.. but of course, if the college kid is a Newtown Bred alcoholic they can probably hold their liquor pretty damn well.
The place where you throw parties every night and have the parents buy the keg, then playing against those parents in beer pong while smoking blunts on the side lines, and ashing cigarettes on the floor. We have someone scope out where the DUI checks are before hand so that we can all avoid drunk driving through those areas and drunk drive on windy backroads instead and nearly die. If sleeping at the party, you will find bodies scattered throughout the entire house & then all take a hungover field trip to the Blue Colony Diner the next morning and leave no tip.
An alter ego for a kid named Owen, he is a big fan of Lil Barnacle and has the same sort of life as him where he is always traveling with his right-hand man named Nelad and always in the search for big mamas. Newo has been fucking big mamas since he was born and is always on the move, make sure to say hello to Newo if he is screwing ur mom.
*Walks into house*
Son - Hello Mum how was your day
*thuds and moans*
Son - Mom is that another Newo?!?
Mum - Uhhh, no its your dad, he just came home with milk
Newo - I never thought we were roleplaying, but I'm down
Mum - ............................
Son - .....................................
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