The funniest, drop dead gorgeous hunk of man meat that you will ever come across in your life. Has a knack for resting on his kickstand/third leg
Damn newo is a sexy beast
by sarah May 03, 2004
A person who talks like they are masturbating all the time no matter who they are with or where they are. They can be a male or a female.
by moDZ May 04, 2015
An alter ego for a kid named Owen, he is a big fan of Lil Barnacle and has the same sort of life as him where he is always traveling with his right-hand man named Nelad and always in the search for big mamas. Newo has been fucking big mamas since he was born and is always on the move, make sure to say hello to Newo if he is screwing ur mom.
*Walks into house*
Son - Hello Mum how was your day
*thuds and moans*
Son - Mom is that another Newo?!?
Mum - Uhhh, no its your dad, he just came home with milk
Newo - I never thought we were roleplaying, but I'm down
Mum - ............................
Son - .....................................
Son - Hello Mum how was your day
*thuds and moans*
Son - Mom is that another Newo?!?
Mum - Uhhh, no its your dad, he just came home with milk
Newo - I never thought we were roleplaying, but I'm down
Mum - ............................
Son - .....................................
by owen is a hecking honker February 27, 2020
An abbreviation for No Excuse Work Outs. This is a program by Jonathan Roche and he has a website and a yahoo group also. It consists of 4 sets of core and strength building workouts that take 6 minutes each. Ergo no excuses.
Have you done your NEWO workouts today?
by Viola Walker December 16, 2008
Newo is the best basketball player to ever play the game, his girlfriend is Beautiful and THICC AS FUCK, and he puts his girlfriend and his friends in front of anything. He’s the greatest guy you can know, don’t fuck with his girl though, he’ll knock the fuck out of you. Anyway if you know a Newo, keep him forever in your life.
“ love my lil Newo, he’s my baby.”
“Bruh that Newo man is amazing, he’s so tall but such a great shooter.”
“Bruh that Newo man is amazing, he’s so tall but such a great shooter.”
by Gghkkgfxchkp October 15, 2019