A small welsh town, extend from a small welsh market town entirely for the influx of midlanders in the 80’s, giving away the council houses to anyone willing to work in the many factories.

Close to the home of Laura Ashley in neighbouring carno...
Home of the welsh woollen mill
Home of Pryce Jones

Most kids want to leave as soon as they are old enough, few return

Full of miserable people

With a few enthusiastics scattered for good measure.

Most people are on benifts (they don’t like to work)

Massive drug problems (well when there’s nothing to do ... just get high) 😂
More charity shops than high street shops
It’s a great place to live ... said no one ever...
Newtown? Never heard of it ... oh wait yeah I drive though it on the way to the beach

Newtown god yeah I know it, terrible traffic I drive though on the way to the beach

Newtown? Nope never heard of it
Is it close to Welshpool? yeah I know Welshpool

Newtown? Wow that’s in the middle of nowhere!

Newtown? The home of that build building Pryce Jones? Is it still there?

Ahh yeah my aunt used to work in kay’s in Newtown.
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The place where you throw parties every night and have the parents buy the keg, then playing against those parents in beer pong while smoking blunts on the side lines, and ashing cigarettes on the floor. We have someone scope out where the DUI checks are before hand so that we can all avoid drunk driving through those areas and drunk drive on windy backroads instead and nearly die. If sleeping at the party, you will find bodies scattered throughout the entire house & then all take a hungover field trip to the Blue Colony Diner the next morning and leave no tip.
by Eva, Greatest January 10, 2010
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In upper-middle class, very historic and sterile town in Bucks county, PA. It's about 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. Although most of the newcomers are rich New Yorkers and New Jersyens who both want less taxes and regulation(guns) and Mayberry. The town is about 91% white not counting the old farts wich brings it up to probably 96% white. The town is as cute as it gets with a gap store and movie theatre right downtown.

It has basically obtained the crown of premiere suburb of middle bucks county away from yardley. Although Yardley has on old-money estate area east of it's downtown along with throngs of McMansions everywhere. Yardley is also right on the train line to Philadelphia.

The town is pretentious, yet is not impenetrable. You will find alot of decent folks there.

Great place to raise a family. Alot nearby; historical sites, New Hope, Lahaska, Philadelphia, Delaware river towns, Princeton.

The highschool kids probably are surrounded with a difficult drug and alcohol matrix around them. But what high school doesn't.
Kid one: Who are moving from Yardely to Newtown next month.

Kid two: Why are you moving like only 1 mile away from your current house. Yardley's old-school, Newtown is where it's at now.

Kide one: Oh I get it, your about to graduate middle school and Pennsbury high's academics pale in comparison to Council Rock.
by Looks who's coming to dinner.. February 26, 2010
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Where do you even begin to explain this smalltown up north in the state of Connecticut?

Newtown's residents include many wealthy families, and yet many unwealthy to average families. The town has a gist of each four seasons, feeling the hot, cold, windy, stormy, rainy, snowy, or average weather. Although Sandy Hook is classified as a separate town, it is commonly included in Newtown, seeing as people from both towns attend Newtown Middle School and Newtown High School.

The teenagers in Newtown range on and off from the popular cliche cliques. Most of what happens in this town seems like it is some television show due to the amount of people that:
-smoke pot daily to on the weekends
-come out as bisexual, gay, lesbian, or not sure
-post or show pictures of nudity
-lie to their parents and/or siblings
-have sex or sexual encounters with a couple to many partners before graduating high school
-take birth control or use condoms
-end up being pregnant
-have an abortion, keep their baby, suffer miscarraige, or give their baby up for adoption
-get an std
-perform self-mutilation (cutting, burning, bruising, etc)
-end up with mental disorder (depression, anxiety, etc)
-develop eating disorders (anorexia, bulimia, overeating, etc)
-drink many times per week, most of the time just to get drunk
-end up in the hospital (for physical and/or mental reasons)
-become severely injured
-need prescription medication
-cheat on their significant other
-cheat on tests, homework, and whatnot
-steal or shoplift
-dye their hair (highlights, combination of colors, brown, blonde, black, red, green, blue, purple, pink, etc)
-end up in therapy or having to go to a special school
-become friends with many people from other towns (brookfield, hartford, shelton, danbury, redding, trumbull, etc)
-spend most to all of their free time on myspace, facebook, and/or aim
-walk throughout the town or hitch rides
-experience their parents divorce, become ill, or pass on
-become suicidal
-skip classes
-run away
-get low self esteem
-get piercings and gages (with or without parental consent; ears, belly button, eyebrows, nose, lip, tongue, facial, etc)
-get tattoos underage
-experiment smoking various things
-experiment with many types of drugs
-sell drugs
-threaten someone (accidently, jokingly, purposely, etc)
-obtain weapon (pocket knife, gun, etc)
-use weapon
-have older-aged people buy them cigarettes
-smoke cigarettes underage and become addicted by or before legal age
-become attention seeking and attempt to do something listed above
-have a similar or different problem than what is listed above
-not be one of the people with such common problems like listed above

Although it may seem that half to three fourths of a teenager's grade does many of those things, there are some good to well-rounded students that have thought about many of those various issues, known someone or many people with one or more of those various issues, made a decision not to do or be associated with any of those things, and try to do well in school.

Many middle schoolers tend to walk after school to local places like:
-big y (including the parking lot)
-dunkin donuts
-andrea's bakery
-dynasty chinese food
-the ice cream shop
-general store

Many hang outs for a wide range of teenagers include:
-the center (big y and the stores surrounding it)
-friend's houses
-woods and streets
-teen center (inside, outside)
-football games
-edmond town hall (inside, behind, in front)
-loews/amc theaters
-local stores
-danbury mall

It could be that in this town you will:
-meet the best friends of your life
-lose the best friends of your life
-fall in and/or out of peer pressure
-find someone that you love
-lose someone that you love
-witness some not great moments
-witness some very great moments
-laugh and cry
-learn something (whether it's from school or not)
-find out what you are passionate about
-feel let down or like you have messed up
-regain what you have lost
-reach self-discovery
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: Newtown. In Connecticut.
Person A: Oh, how is it there?
Person B: You know...
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town in CT with some pretty damn good partiers id say.
keggers-parties whenever someones parents go away-woods parties-keg stands-body shots-u name it. cops r called on parties alot of the time but here and there but no1 gives a shit cuz its there life.
Most of the girls r blazin and can party-tyler n,nicole a,tara b,steph m,lauren b,

person A) yo have you ever been to newtown?
person B) partied there a couple times
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town in fairfield county, ct. more than 50% catholic. while a lot of it is middle-class, there are some very, VERY rich people here. one person may have a tiny house, another may have a huge mansion. kids here go from being down to earth and friendly to completely preppy and snobby. you know who the rich kids are if they go to rock ridge, the country club in town. all of the kids here wanna go to uconn, but a lot end up going somewhere completely different. the school system is actually really good, and if you dont go to public school you most likely go to the town's catholic school. its basically an alternative for those who want their kids to go to a private school but who dont have enough money for a different one. as far as i know, there are 2 others in town, but they're only attended by the smart kids who can really afford it (newtown isnt cheap!). other than that, its home to the biggest lacrosse fanatics and the NIGHTHAWKS. the ghetto to us here in newtown is bridgeport, although danbury is known as the mini one. everyone who moves out of newtown goes to fairfield. the popular high schools are nhs, immaculate and fairfield prep. "the center" is where teenagers hang out and smoke, although apparently loitering is "strictly prohibited".
newtown is a nice place to live although some people brag about how big their houses are and how much money their daddys make, but most of them are just looking for attention. most of the people here are REALLY nice and funny. the track team is amazing and so is the new part of the high school. overall its a pretty cool place.
by blaahahahahahaha September 4, 2011
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A small town in Conneticut that mostly contains a strange booger worshipping cult. Every Saturday 98.4% of the people in Newtown meet in the town center and pick their bloody boogers and make one big bloody booger and even sometimes models of people, objects, ect. For example the whole Seinfeld cast was formed out of bloody boogers. The booger worshiping cult is peaceful but strange. Also the town has a mostly white population and the majority of people that live in Newtown are middle class.
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by A chill guyyy December 23, 2009
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