Neowoke

A term used to describe pseudo-quasi wanna be intellectuals that are nothing more than modern day political hipsters that claim to be independent thinkers but are really just contrarians who subscribe to group think and form their political beliefs off memes from FB

Tim: Did you hear about the new laws that are set to take effect next year?

Neowoke Andy: Government bad! Both sides the same! Unconstitutional! Don't be a sheep!

Tim: Do you even know which bills I'm referring to?

Neowoke Andy: Did I stutter? I said government bad!! Open your eyes! *smiles smugly*

by Tito2021 October 9, 2021

neo-woke

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.

-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.

by Quodd April 19, 2022