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An alter ego for a kid named Owen, he is a big fan of Lil Barnacle and has the same sort of life as him where he is always traveling with his right-hand man named Nelad and always in the search for big mamas. Newo has been fucking big mamas since he was born and is always on the move, make sure to say hello to Newo if he is screwing ur mom.
*Walks into house*
Son - Hello Mum how was your day
*thuds and moans*
Son - Mom is that another Newo?!?
Mum - Uhhh, no its your dad, he just came home with milk
Newo - I never thought we were roleplaying, but I'm down
Mum - ............................
Son - .....................................
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by owen is a hecking honker February 27, 2020
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโ€™s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโ€™s clown coup.
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An abbreviation for No Excuse Work Outs. This is a program by Jonathan Roche and he has a website and a yahoo group also. It consists of 4 sets of core and strength building workouts that take 6 minutes each. Ergo no excuses.
Have you done your NEWO workouts today?
by Viola Walker December 03, 2008
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The funniest, drop dead gorgeous hunk of man meat that you will ever come across in your life. Has a knack for resting on his kickstand/third leg
Damn newo is a sexy beast
by sarah May 03, 2004
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A person who talks like they are masturbating all the time no matter who they are with or where they are. They can be a male or a female.
Keith is a newo because he sounds very pleased when he speaks.
by moDZ May 04, 2015
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