See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard
by Course Work January 11, 2012
Get the Mutton Machete mug.This is a play on two words. "Muck" and "Makeover." A makeover where everything is slathered on in a great rush.
Basically it is a makeover, but done in such a tremendous hurry or with little regard to finesse because of limited time where the one being made over may not be at all appealing to most, but is just fine for someone desperate for a date or will take anyone of the opposite sex as they are.
Basically it is a makeover, but done in such a tremendous hurry or with little regard to finesse because of limited time where the one being made over may not be at all appealing to most, but is just fine for someone desperate for a date or will take anyone of the opposite sex as they are.
"Janice, Horchester is going to be here in an hour for the dance !"
"Oh my god, I look awful, what will I do ?"
"Don't worry, we'll give you a muckover. You'll be fine."
"Oh my god, I look awful, what will I do ?"
"Don't worry, we'll give you a muckover. You'll be fine."
by dw8177 May 23, 2018
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Get the Mutton cock mug.When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
Get the mississippi mutton chops mug.loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!
I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous
by scousegaz December 8, 2009
Get the mutton repeater mug."Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"
"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"
"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"
by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009
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