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Matko is a cool looking dude who is generally a little overweight and his friends pick on him for that.
He also spends most of his time playing Counter Strike at which he p00ns.
"Yo, Matko what's up?"

"Nothing, just playing CS.."

"But it's 4am!"

"Yeah, and?"
by JeboteZelenko August 30, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Usually short guy. With deviant smile and rash's on body. Also with mold under his nails. Also he likes to scan his nails.
Matko: Looking all lesson on his nails, scans it and smiles on it.
by RollerSVK June 12, 2019
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