latard

A way to say later, but better. Evolved from the word latar invented by wordsmith Gitta.

Carl - latar jg
bumbobway - latard

by bumbobway January 4, 2007

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Lardtardic

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011

Lactard

1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy

1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard

by rileyredds May 27, 2021

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003

lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.

Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.

by tator January 7, 2004

lastard

The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.

That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.

by DowntownPed March 2, 2009