Kylophonia

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.

Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Klobber

1.A guy on Donkey Kong Country 2
2."Mean, green, bad"
3.to describe hitting a person on the head.

1.Klobber lives in a barrel...so he must be naked.
2.Klobber is teh awesome
3.Im gunna klobber you!

by Dilcheese May 22, 2004

kylon

Typically loves music and comes out on top when put to a challenge is a womanizer and true hustler. Kylon' s always have pretty independent girls and is a true romantic but however if you piss them off you will get your ass beat.

Kylon is the best.

by Kingknowles July 14, 2015

kyob

Pronounced 'key-(silent w)-yub', a kyob is fucking downright deadly cunt, who gives little to zero fucks that the chair he is sitting on could be made of fucking lava. Synonymous with mate and cunt, kyob's have the ability to fuck every bitch on the planet with their exceedingly large penises. Kyob's obtain the capacity to fuck with any cunt they wish, but often choose not to because of their fucking gnarly state of mind.

'Sup kyob'

'kyobs gonna kyob'

'See that kyob, he's such a kyob'

by kyoba April 4, 2013

Kyleblah

An aggressive or heated sexual person that typically uses dirty language and wrestling moves on a day to day basis. He is a nice guy, and uses odd english terms at times because he thinks he's gangst. everyone loves him, but he can be too lazy to hangout with them sometimes.

Kyleblah - what the qwan, man ?

by Connie Bateman January 4, 2010

kolobi

1. To take charge or control of a place or a situation.

Example: 1. As we enter the club, we kolobi everywhere. 2. The was feeling me naso i kolobi am o.

by Blaisegram_ January 7, 2020

kilobuck

A kilobuck is one thousand bucks.

$1,000.00 in numbers.

A grand, a G, a thundo.

Or a stack of 100 ten-dollar bills in stack mode.

Bob: I saw this road spam sign - it said 100 kilobuck income from home !!!

Jim: Yeah, I saw it too, the one which says Don't believe ? Don't call !

by TekRant June 13, 2010