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Pronounced 'key-(silent w)-yub', a kyob is fucking downright deadly cunt, who gives little to zero fucks that the chair he is sitting on could be made of fucking lava. Synonymous with mate and cunt, kyob's have the ability to fuck every bitch on the planet with their exceedingly large penises. Kyob's obtain the capacity to fuck with any cunt they wish, but often choose not to because of their fucking gnarly state of mind.
'Sup kyob'

'kyobs gonna kyob'

'See that kyob, he's such a kyob'
by kyoba April 04, 2013
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