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Pronounced 'key-(silent w)-yub', a kyob is fucking downright deadly cunt, who gives little to zero fucks that the chair he is sitting on could be made of fucking lava. Synonymous with mate and cunt, kyob's have the ability to fuck every bitch on the planet with their exceedingly large penises. Kyob's obtain the capacity to fuck with any cunt they wish, but often choose not to because of their fucking gnarly state of mind.
'Sup kyob'

'kyobs gonna kyob'

'See that kyob, he's such a kyob'
kyob by kyoba April 4, 2013
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"kyob" is what I told this annoying kid on roblox last night.
kyob by quirkywhiteboy March 10, 2022
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kyobutungi 

The name Kyobutungi is a traditional name of the Banyankole a tribe in Uganda ,which means health and wealth. Well in fact kyobutungi's are kind and modest.
If kyobutungi loves you don't take it for granted because she always gives her all.
kyobutungi by Mpaho November 24, 2021

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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