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Pronounced 'key-(silent w)-yub', a kyob is fucking downright deadly cunt, who gives little to zero fucks that the chair he is sitting on could be made of fucking lava. Synonymous with mate and cunt, kyob's have the ability to fuck every bitch on the planet with their exceedingly large penises. Kyob's obtain the capacity to fuck with any cunt they wish, but often choose not to because of their fucking gnarly state of mind.
'Sup kyob'

'kyobs gonna kyob'

'See that kyob, he's such a kyob'
kyob by kyoba April 4, 2013
Words you can keep
"kyob" is what I told this annoying kid on roblox last night.
kyob by quirkywhiteboy March 10, 2022
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kyobutungi 

The name Kyobutungi is a traditional name of the Banyankole a tribe in Uganda ,which means health and wealth. Well in fact kyobutungi's are kind and modest.
If kyobutungi loves you don't take it for granted because she always gives her all.
kyobutungi by Mpaho November 24, 2021
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