kiddie fiddler

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

by Speedracer August 26, 2003

Kiddie Fiddler

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

by MrsGraham March 15, 2009

kiddie stroll

A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.

Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

by Kevin December 30, 2003

Kiddie Pool

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.

"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."

by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009

kiddie litter

a grouping of 6 or more children to one set of parents or a single parent. Having a sixth child makes your brood a kiddie litter.

Ted: "Did Brangelina just adopt another baby?"

Ivy: "Yeah, they've officially got themselves a kiddie litter"

by Ivy Oganesyan July 6, 2009

kiddie speed

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.

Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.

by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008