Robertino's definitions

butterteeth

Eroded and yellowed teeth; that are a result of alkali corrosion; from smoking crack cocaine.

She smoked so much crack this summer, she's allready starting to get butterteeth!

by Robertino October 19, 2005

dih

Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'

"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."

by Robertino October 19, 2005

Brazilian Hook

A sexually aggressive act of foreplay or haptosis, popularized by Brazilian men at Carnivale; in which a man hooks his finger up a womans skirt to stimulate her pussy.

At Mardi Gras, a drunk girl grabbed my balls, so I reciprocated with the Brazilian hook.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

kiddie stroll

A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.

Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

innie

An artisticly perfect pussy in which the labia majoris conceals the tissues of the labia minoris and the clitoris, holding it all in beneath the slit.

"My girlfriend, has a nice tight innie, its so beautiful!"

by Robertino October 24, 2005

UHB

An acronym for 'used up has been'. A woman in her late 20's who was once a barstar, but now on the road to becoming a cougar, who is past her prime, and starting to deteriorate from age. UHB's quite often display bitterness and acrimony to younger more attractive girls, and to men they can't control; especially to doormen who refuse to let them in through the VIP} lineup at a nightclub.

Those nasty UHB's will never get into the VIP line, especially with that attitude.

by Robertino October 19, 2005

bullshiteering

The art of pre-planning and pre-rehearsing a credible lie for the sake of manipulation or deception.

Johnny spoofed the cops at the interrogation, he's a master in the art bullshiteering.

by Robertino October 16, 2005