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jizzility

Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.
"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"
by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013
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Jizzalante

A guy who indiscrinately shoots his jizz all.ovrr the place often in public facilities of one sort or another
I went into the men's bathroom late one night at the library

There must have been a jizzalante in there before me cuz the whole sink counter was covered in jizz an shit!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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Jizzlator

Narrator for an adult video but you’re also a part of it. So when you’re in the middle narrating the actors come and make you climax.
My friend Aaron is the Jizzlator for my favorite website.
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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jizzpirate

The act of inhaling semen accidentally during fellatio
I am going to cum now! Be careful you don't jizzpirate. I don't want to have to explain that to the cops if you choke to death.
by Darwinsgospel February 5, 2024
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Jizzated

A state of low energy and depression that is achieved by ejaculating multiple times in a row within a short timeframe.
I was watching porn all day yesterday. I was jizzated.
by Peemer Clark May 17, 2025
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