jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

by EOC September 19, 2013

jalobes

Another name for breasts.

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.

by Kate Charlton May 20, 2008

jallopy

Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!

jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars

by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008

jalapeno butt

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

jamope

Loser who specializes in ridiculousness .

Cathy works with a bunch of jamopes.

by BOS500 October 31, 2018

Jaloozy

Semen; male ejaculate

Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.

by coreykane August 1, 2021

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005